Awww, yeahhhh

Posted in Uncategorized on April 20, 2009 by lumps

Know why this man is smiling so hard?

Its like a blow job for my ass

My ass is so motherfuckin comfortable now, I can't believe it. This is like being cradled in a nest of happiness and human scalps.

Because he’s enjoying the comfort of his high quality Berkline recliner.

And reading the obituary of a dude he randomly murdered a week ago.

You Say Tomato, I Say STFU.

Posted in notice, Stupid Canadians, tech on August 18, 2008 by Rosetta

In a parallel universe this blog is called John Automan.

Canis ottomanus

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 by mesablue

Practice safe ottoman

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 by mesablue

Used Foreign Ottomans

Posted in notice, ottoman, Stupid Canadians on March 28, 2008 by Rosetta

There is a site called “Used Ottawa” where Canucks can sell each other shit.  Here are two used ottomans for sale for $10:


That’s right.  Ottawan Ottomans.


Posted in ottoman, tech with tags on March 25, 2008 by mesablue


No, really.

Sex Involving Ottomans Not Just for Midgets Anymore

Posted in make sweet love, notice, ottoman on March 24, 2008 by Rosetta

Making normal-size-person-on-ottoman sex a reality.


Comfortable pillows are important.


Posted in notice, ottoman on March 20, 2008 by Rosetta

I would hit it.


It being the woman, not the ottoman you sick freak.

mesa.  COCK!  Not the lesbian cow.  THIS hottie…


Get Out

Posted in crime, ottoman on March 17, 2008 by Rosetta

In case you want to put your feet up when you’re jogging in the park.



Posted in crime on March 12, 2008 by mesablue