Jeff Ottoman

Awww, yeahhhh

lauraw — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:53:10 +0000

Know why this man is smiling so hard?

My ass is so motherfuckin comfortable now, I can't believe it. This is like being cradled in a nest of happiness and human scalps.

Because he’s enjoying the comfort of his high quality Berkline recliner.

And reading the obituary of a dude he randomly murdered a week ago.

Rosetta — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:17:50 +0000

In a parallel universe this blog is called John Automan.

mesablue — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:42:04 +0000

mesablue — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:38:11 +0000

Rosetta — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:16:00 +0000

There is a site called “Used Ottawa” where Canucks can sell each other shit. Here are two used ottomans for sale for $10:

That’s right. Ottawan Ottomans.

mesablue — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:00:08 +0000

Rosetta — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:31:35 +0000

Making normal-size-person-on-ottoman sex a reality.

Comfortable pillows are important.

Rosetta — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:40:59 +0000

I would hit it.

It being the woman, not the ottoman you sick freak.

mesa. COCK! Not the lesbian cow. THIS hottie…

Rosetta — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:09:23 +0000

In case you want to put your feet up when you’re jogging in the park.

mesablue — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:28:01 +0000