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There is a site called “Used Ottawa” where Canucks can sell each other shit. Here are two used ottomans for sale for $10:
That’s right. Ottawan Ottomans.
Making normal-size-person-on-ottoman sex a reality.
Comfortable pillows are important.
I would hit it.
It being the woman, not the ottoman you sick freak.
mesa. COCK! Not the lesbian cow. THIS hottie…