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Used Foreign Ottomans

There is a site called “Used Ottawa” where Canucks can sell each other shit.  Here are two used ottomans for sale for $10:

That’s right.  Ottawan Ottomans.

Sex Involving Ottomans Not Just for Midgets Anymore

Making normal-size-person-on-ottoman sex a reality.

Comfortable pillows are important.

Ottomanwoman

I would hit it.

It being the woman, not the ottoman you sick freak.

mesa.  COCK!  Not the lesbian cow.  THIS hottie…

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