Awww, yeahhhh
Know why this man is smiling so hard?
My ass is so motherfuckin comfortable now, I can't believe it. This is like being cradled in a nest of happiness and human scalps.
Because he’s enjoying the comfort of his high quality Berkline recliner.
And reading the obituary of a dude he randomly murdered a week ago.
April 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Heh
April 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I cannot recommend the Berkline Corporation’s fine products highly enough.
They make outstanding and comfortable seating of the best quality.
April 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Is it technically an Ottoman though?
This post will probably make Jeff Ottoman cry.
April 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm
My Lazboy experience was a rough one.
We ordered some stuff, and it was of poor quality, so we called LZB, who offered a replacement.
Well, the replacement set was even worse than the original, so I didn’t even let the LZB people bring it into the house. I then called the store, and after much sturm und drang, they agreed to let me buy a different set and not pay anything above and beyond what I already paid.
Hooray Beer!
April 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Does that look like something THIS MAN would sit in?
http://jeffottoman.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/hello-world/
Ottoman, Jeff Ottoman.
April 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Is it technically an Ottoman though?
I don’t really like ottomans.
An ottoman insists upon itself so.
Whereas the superior mechanism of a classic Berkline recliner remains silent and unseen until the button is pushed and the classic Berkline footrest glides smoothly, elegantly to the service of your tired feet.
April 20, 2009 at 11:46 pm
These Ottomans could sure use some of that Berkline action baby, oh yeah.
http://tinyurl.com/dh3m9t