Awww, yeahhhh

Know why this man is smiling so hard?

My ass is so motherfuckin comfortable now, I can't believe it. This is like being cradled in a nest of happiness and human scalps.

Because he’s enjoying the comfort of his high quality Berkline recliner.

And reading the obituary of a dude he randomly murdered a week ago.

You Say Tomato, I Say STFU.

In a parallel universe this blog is called John Automan.

Canis ottomanus

Practice safe ottoman

Used Foreign Ottomans

There is a site called “Used Ottawa” where Canucks can sell each other shit.  Here are two used ottomans for sale for $10:

That’s right.  Ottawan Ottomans.

Ottowoman

No, really.

Sex Involving Ottomans Not Just for Midgets Anymore

Making normal-size-person-on-ottoman sex a reality.

Comfortable pillows are important.

Ottomanwoman

I would hit it.

It being the woman, not the ottoman you sick freak.

mesa.  COCK!  Not the lesbian cow.  THIS hottie…

Get Out

In case you want to put your feet up when you’re jogging in the park.

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